“Flash-forward 15 minutes and he asked if he could buy my off me for £10. “I met an older guy, and when I invited him round to my student flat it turned out he was nothing like his picture (I’m talking the wrong ethnicity…), I decided straight away nothing sexual was going to happen so we sat in silence together and awkwardly watched Jeremy Kyle before he started questioning me about my preferred footwear, and how much I liked. Sometimes, though, the flop is quite literal. Most of the time, this is a metaphorical word used to describe a lackluster performance.
When an album or song flops, it means it’s not doing well on the charts. How up to you have to be to see a picture of a guy and his pet and assume that means that they have sex. My Grindr picture was a picture of my dog and on a hike in the mountains and this guy interpreted that to mean that my dog and I were in a sexual relationship. I meet someone on Grindr and invite him over and the first thing he does he walks into my house and sees my dog if he was trained to mount people!! I told him to off and get the hell out of my house and he called me a tease. I was back from college for the summer and my parents were gone for the weekend. “The guy asked me if I would let him have sex with my golden retriever. But – what happens when those words are terribly misinterpreted? The result is, apparently, wild gay sex stories involving attempted bestiality. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Let’s take a look at just how weird these stories can get! Luckily, the men involved usually want to share their experiences on Reddit. Gay sex stories emerge when these encounters take unexpected turns.
Many a time, people have unabashedly sought the comfort of another when in need of an itch to be scratched, and gay men are certainly no exception. By: Kiona Jones Cruising gone wrong: Cringe at these totally embarrassing gay sex storiesįrom the good to the bad to the downright strange, people have been seeking casual sexual encounters since the dawn of time.